Me: Dude. Pone. You're getting a bath as soon as the sun comes out. You stink. I can smell you from all the way over here.
Sloane: hm? What was that?
Me: Bath. You stink.
Sloane: Yeah, not so much. I'd rather just lie here with my head on your pillow eating jelly beans while you write you slave over your dissertation revisions.
Me: Seriously. As soon as the sun is out the balcony for you to dry in you're going in the tub.
Sloane: Do you want the green ones? I don't like them. They're too sour. I've licked them all but I'll just set them in a sticky pile here on your pillow.
Me: I'm just warning you so you can mentally prepare for your bath... Come here so I can take your collar off you now.
Sloane: Whatever. Hey, are you done with the computer? I want to update something on my Facebook page.
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